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Posted by Jan Machacek
Fri, Jun 19, 2009

We have something to while away many Friday afternoons.

Posted by Jan Machacek
Fri, Jun 12, 2009

Here's one for your pub quiz (as long as you have a LISP interpreter to hand)
(cdr '(what-is-the-longest-river-in-Africa?) )

Posted by Jan Machacek
Fri, Jun 5, 2009

How can you tell who in your programming team has degrees in physics without talking to the HR?
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They have red bumper sticker on their rear bumpers that says "If this bumper sticker is blue, you're driving way too fast".

Posted by Jan Machacek
Fri, May 29, 2009

The CEO of Oracle, Larry Ellison, calls for the flight attendant on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Posted by Jan Machacek
Fri, May 22, 2009

Web designers play hide and seek. CSS expert is it. The others hold up banners with

body {
    display: none;
}

Posted by Jan Machacek
Fri, May 15, 2009

Archimedes, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek. Newton is it. Pascal picks up two solid objects and stays where he is. Newton turns around and calls Pascal.
Pascal calmly says, "no, no, Pascal with proper objects is Delphi."

Posted by Jan Machacek
Fri, May 8, 2009

Two programmers go to a restaurant in a foreign country. They want to have pancakes, but one pancake is not enough and two pancakes are too much; they cannot order one and a half. The bill comes up to 5 rupees 90 pais, but the waiter insists that they pay 6 rupees.

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