Tag Archives: Programmers’ humour

We have something to while away many Friday afternoons. Take a complex plane curve parametrized as d0(z) = az, d1(z) = a + (1 – a)z, a = 1/2 + i / sqrt(12) Draw this curve as precisely as possible, … Read more →

How can you tell who in your programming team has degrees in physics without talking to the HR? . . . They have red bumper sticker on their rear bumpers that says “If this bumper sticker is blue, you’re driving … Read more →

The CEO of Oracle, Larry Ellison, calls for the flight attendant on a trans-Atlantic flight. Excuse me, but aren’t we flying too high? Why would you say that? Well, it’s just that I saw Mercury and surface of the sun … Read more →

Web designers play hide and seek. CSS expert is it. The others hold up banners with body {     display: none; }

Archimedes, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek. Newton is it. Pascal picks up two solid objects and stays where he is. Newton turns around and calls Pascal. Pascal calmly says, “no, no, Pascal with proper objects is Delphi.”