Cake Solutions Team Blog

We have something to while away many Friday afternoons.

Take a complex plane curve parametrized as

d0(z) = az,
d1(z) = a + (1 – a)z,
a = 1/2 + i / sqrt(12)

Draw this curve as precisely as possible, take scissors and cut and cut and cut…

How can you tell who in your programming team has degrees in physics without talking to the HR?
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They have red bumper sticker on their rear bumpers that says “If this bumper sticker is blue, you’re driving way too fast”.

The CEO of Oracle, Larry Ellison, calls for the flight attendant on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Excuse me, but aren’t we flying too high?
Why would you say that?
Well, it’s just that I saw Mercury and surface of the sun through my window.
That’s not a window, but the in-flight entertainment system screen. We are showing this film about saving sol to keep you entertained.
Marvelous. And does this screen show the plane crash film?
No, that’s not a screen, that’s a window.
Oh, I see; thank you!
Anything else?
Martini with ice, please.

Web designers play hide and seek. CSS expert is it. The others hold up banners with

body {
    display: none;
}


Archimedes, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek. Newton is it. Pascal picks up two solid objects and stays where he is. Newton turns around and calls Pascal.
Pascal calmly says, “no, no, Pascal with proper objects is Delphi.”

Two programmers go to a restaurant in a foreign country. They want to have pancakes, but one pancake is not enough and two pancakes are too much; they cannot order one and a half. The bill comes up to 5 rupees 90 pais, but the waiter insists that they pay 6 rupees.

“We must be in Intia”, says the more travelled one.