The CEO of Oracle, Larry Ellison, calls for the flight attendant on a trans-Atlantic flight.
Excuse me, but aren’t we flying too high?
Why would you say that?
Well, it’s just that I saw Mercury and surface of the sun through my window.
That’s not a window, but the in-flight entertainment system screen. We are showing this film about saving sol to keep you entertained.
Marvelous. And does this screen show the plane crash film?
No, that’s not a screen, that’s a window.
Oh, I see; thank you!
Anything else?
Martini with ice, please.