Monthly Archives: May 2009

Friday’s programming humour

Posted on May 29, 2009 by Jan Machacek

The CEO of Oracle, Larry Ellison, calls for the flight attendant on a trans-Atlantic flight. Excuse me, but aren’t we flying too high? Why would you say that? Well, it’s just that I saw Mercury and surface of the sun … Continue reading →

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tc Server

Posted on May 26, 2009 by cornelf

“The Tomcat you know, the Enterprise capabilities you need” is how SpringSource advertise tc Server, but how true is that bold statement. Built around the robust Apache Tomcat (6+), tc Server’s power resides in the value added to the Tomcat … Continue reading →

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Friday’s programming humour

Posted on May 22, 2009 by Jan Machacek

Web designers play hide and seek. CSS expert is it. The others hold up banners with body {     display: none; }

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Cake Build

Posted on May 19, 2009 by Jan Machacek

Nostra maxima culpa! We have talked about it, claimed that it is better than Maven, showed it to you at various talks. We always told you that Cake Build will be available at our website, but we never got around … Continue reading →

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Friday’s programming humour

Posted on May 15, 2009 by Jan Machacek

Archimedes, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek. Newton is it. Pascal picks up two solid objects and stays where he is. Newton turns around and calls Pascal. Pascal calmly says, “no, no, Pascal with proper objects is Delphi.”

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Friday’s programming humour

Posted on May 8, 2009 by Jan Machacek

Two programmers go to a restaurant in a foreign country. They want to have pancakes, but one pancake is not enough and two pancakes are too much; they cannot order one and a half. The bill comes up to 5 … Continue reading →

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Spring 3.0 web applications in Czech

Posted on May 5, 2009 by Jan Machacek

The Spring 3.0 web applications talk is going international! I’ll be giving a lecture at University of Hradec Kralove on Wednesday 13th May at 13:00. I’d love to invite everyone, but I’m afraid that on this occasion, the venue is … Continue reading →

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Greengrocers strike back

Posted on May 1, 2009 by Jan Machacek

This week was really busy, so I did not have a moment to add more text to the Spring 3 web applications chapter. However, there is something I have to get off my chest. It seems that brigades of greengrocers … Continue reading →

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